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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great stuff

damn your good. I'm going to hire you one day to do something for me maybe a blow job maybe make me an animation or something.

:the Composer: :the Composer:

Rated 4 / 5 stars

great animation

but uninteresting music-TO THE MAX.

It just didnt work for me because the composer's music just wasnt that good. Still incredible animation. You have a GREAT gift for the visual arts, get someone else to compose the music for you.

Across The Universe Across The Universe

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Its Down the road, not across the street.

Weed Harmless 3 Weed Harmless 3

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


and really biased. (i guess its supposed to be) i agree weed should be legal, but its NOT harmless. compared to other drugs like shrooms or acid its pretty tame, but like alchohol it does have subtle effects that can build up over time. Im tired of this popular portrayal of weed being completely harmless, because thats definitly not true.

Who Killed Ken Kutaragi Who Killed Ken Kutaragi

Rated 2 / 5 stars

That was retarded.

I could have lost less brain cells tripping on acid and getting wasted on booze.

The soundtrack was all like "hey im wacky!" and sucked.

The guy was so annoying. WHoever did the voices, kill them.

The random family guy and south parkesque humor wasnt applied very well and it just ended being more corny and lame than funny.

Other than that, your a pretty good artist. Have someone else write and direct your cartoons.

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eBaums world dot com eBaums world dot com

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great and he sucks but,

I havent looked at the constitution lately, but isnt the first amendment freedom of speech? how does he violate the first amendment?

The Vagina Shong The Vagina Shong

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Not bad this took a lot of work

But you're a dork.

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PureCarnage responds:

You're a bigger dork, multiplied by 10 to the power of a billion. Work on getting laid then we will talk.

My American Idol Tryout My American Idol Tryout

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

uh yeah...

THIS guys been laid. Uh huh.

PureCarnage responds:

Oh hellz yeah...

Hump the Humplik Hump the Humplik

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


god damn...i dont know who this canadian, 33 yr old geek comes from, but man did this shit suck BAWLLS. U need to fuck a girl yo, and not fantasize about a man made of cocks. peace out bitch

PureCarnage responds:

Gee Bob... you seem rather homophobic. Watch my Vagina Shong, that is my tribute to my true passion.

This is supposed to be gay for fuck sakes... it's about Glenn Humplick's gayest fan... Besides Tom Green saw it an liked it. As did Glenn. So nyah!

Lord of Internet Porn! Lord of Internet Porn!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I love Purecarnage

I quote as Purecarnage had said in a review for my flash:
"I can tell by this animation... You've never been laid. The vagina isn't on the front of the abdomen, it's between the legs underneath the abdomen. And before the creamy vaginal hole of holes, there is a clit.

You are now to go out and buy a cheap street hooker and study the female anatomy... run if she ends up having a dick between her legs.

Just some advice."

PureCarnage- You are my hero.

PureCarnage responds:

Love is kind of strong isn't it? I mean... it's plutonic right? I'm just gonna back up against the wall here, nice and easy like...